@import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Archivo+Black&family=DM+Sans:wght@400;500;600;700;800&family=Permanent+Marker&display=swap');

:root { --ink:#0a0a0a; --paper:#f2ede4; --cream:#fffaf0; --hot:#ff4b21; --pink:#ff7dc8; --cyan:#59e0de; --lime:#d9ff5a; --muted:#6e6a64; --line:rgba(10,10,10,.18); --radius:26px; }
* { box-sizing:border-box; }
html { scroll-behavior:smooth; }
body { margin:0; background:var(--paper); color:var(--ink); font-family:'DM Sans',system-ui,sans-serif; overflow-x:hidden; }
a { color:inherit; }
.site-header { position:sticky; top:0; z-index:30; display:flex; justify-content:space-between; align-items:center; padding:13px clamp(18px,4vw,62px); background:rgba(242,237,228,.9); border-bottom:1px solid var(--line); backdrop-filter:blur(18px); }
.brand { display:flex; align-items:center; gap:11px; text-decoration:none; }
.brand-mark { display:grid; place-items:center; width:43px; height:43px; border-radius:50%; background:var(--ink); color:white; font:12px 'Archivo Black'; transform:rotate(-5deg); }
.brand-copy { display:flex; flex-direction:column; line-height:1.05; }.brand-copy strong{font-size:15px}.brand-copy small{color:var(--muted);margin-top:4px}
nav{display:flex;gap:25px} nav a{text-decoration:none;font-size:13px;font-weight:800} nav a:hover{text-decoration:underline;text-underline-offset:5px}
.hero{position:relative;min-height:760px;display:grid;grid-template-columns:1.05fr .95fr;align-items:center;gap:5vw;padding:70px clamp(20px,5vw,76px) 64px;background:radial-gradient(circle at 85% 18%,rgba(255,125,200,.28),transparent 28%),radial-gradient(circle at 8% 95%,rgba(217,255,90,.3),transparent 25%)}
.hero-copy,.show-art{position:relative;z-index:2}.eyebrow{margin:0 0 17px;font-weight:900;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:.18em;text-transform:uppercase}
h1,h2,h3{font-family:'Archivo Black',Impact,sans-serif;margin-top:0}h1{font-size:clamp(74px,10vw,154px);line-height:.76;letter-spacing:-.067em;margin-bottom:26px}h1 span{color:var(--hot)}
.hero-lede{max-width:720px;font-size:clamp(19px,2vw,27px);line-height:1.28;font-weight:700;margin-bottom:12px}.hero-promise{color:var(--muted);font-weight:600;font-size:15px}
.hero-actions{display:flex;gap:12px;flex-wrap:wrap;margin-top:30px}.button{min-height:52px;padding:0 22px;border:2px solid var(--ink);border-radius:999px;display:inline-flex;align-items:center;justify-content:center;text-decoration:none;font:800 15px 'DM Sans';cursor:pointer;transition:.18s}.button:hover{transform:translateY(-2px) rotate(-.4deg);box-shadow:5px 6px 0 var(--ink)}.button-primary{background:var(--ink);color:white}.button-ghost{background:transparent}
.quick-proof{display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:0;margin-top:36px;border-top:2px solid var(--ink);max-width:650px}.quick-proof div{padding:16px 24px 0 0;margin-right:24px;display:flex;flex-direction:column}.quick-proof strong{font:22px 'Archivo Black'}.quick-proof span{font-size:10px;text-transform:uppercase;font-weight:900;color:var(--muted);letter-spacing:.08em;margin-top:3px}
.show-art{min-height:580px;display:grid;place-items:center}.art-paper{position:relative;width:min(42vw,540px);aspect-ratio:1;border:3px solid var(--ink);background:white;box-shadow:18px 20px 0 var(--ink);transform:rotate(2.1deg);display:grid;place-items:center;overflow:hidden}.art-paper:before{content:"";position:absolute;inset:0;background-image:radial-gradient(#111 1px,transparent 1px);background-size:8px 8px;opacity:.06}
.art-title{position:relative;z-index:3;display:flex;flex-direction:column;align-items:center;font-family:'Archivo Black';font-size:clamp(52px,7vw,94px);line-height:.72;letter-spacing:-.08em}.art-title i{font:28px 'Permanent Marker';letter-spacing:-.03em;transform:rotate(-7deg);margin:8px 0 3px}.host{position:absolute;z-index:4;text-align:center}.host .head{width:120px;height:150px;border:4px solid var(--ink);border-radius:54% 48% 50% 44%;background:#eee;display:flex;flex-direction:column;align-items:center;justify-content:center;position:relative}.host-austin{left:14px;top:50px;transform:rotate(-7deg)}.host-austin small{font:15px 'Archivo Black'}.host-julian{right:14px;bottom:50px;transform:rotate(6deg)}.hair{position:absolute;top:-14px;width:92px;height:35px;background:var(--ink);border-radius:60% 30% 20% 30%}.glasses{font:30px 'Archivo Black';letter-spacing:-5px}.stache{font:48px 'Archivo Black';line-height:.5}.cap{position:absolute;top:-18px;left:5px;width:108px;padding:7px 3px;background:var(--ink);color:white;border-radius:50% 50% 10% 10%;font:10px 'Archivo Black'}.beard{font-size:64px;line-height:.6;margin-top:4px}.explicit{position:absolute;right:12px;top:13px;border:2px solid var(--ink);font:10px 'Archivo Black';padding:5px;text-align:center;line-height:1}.sticker{position:absolute;z-index:7;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:5px 6px 0 var(--ink);font:14px 'Archivo Black';text-align:center;line-height:.9;padding:13px;transform:rotate(var(--r))}.sticker-one{--r:-10deg;left:-9px;bottom:76px;background:var(--lime)}.sticker-two{--r:9deg;right:-4px;top:115px;background:var(--pink)}.sticker-three{--r:-7deg;right:35px;bottom:22px;background:var(--cyan);border-radius:50%;width:78px;height:78px;display:grid;place-items:center}
.ticker{overflow:hidden;background:var(--ink);color:var(--paper);border-block:1px solid var(--ink)}.ticker div{white-space:nowrap;width:max-content;padding:14px 0;font:14px 'Archivo Black';letter-spacing:.11em;animation:crawl 24s linear infinite}@keyframes crawl{to{transform:translateX(-50%)}}
.section{padding:94px clamp(20px,5vw,76px)}.section-heading{display:flex;align-items:end;justify-content:space-between;gap:38px;margin-bottom:38px}.section h2{font-size:clamp(44px,6vw,88px);line-height:.9;letter-spacing:-.058em;margin-bottom:0}.compact-heading{align-items:end}.section-intro{max-width:500px;font-size:18px;line-height:1.5;font-weight:600;color:var(--muted);margin:0}.text-link{font-weight:900;text-underline-offset:5px;white-space:nowrap}
.start-section{background:var(--cream)}.featured-grid{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(3,1fr);gap:18px}.featured-card{min-height:430px;border:2px solid var(--ink);border-radius:var(--radius);padding:28px;display:flex;flex-direction:column;box-shadow:7px 8px 0 var(--ink)}.featured-card:nth-child(2){transform:rotate(-1deg)}.featured-card:nth-child(3){transform:rotate(1deg)}.hot-card{background:var(--hot);color:white}.dark-card{background:var(--ink);color:white}.pink-card{background:var(--pink)}.episode-number{font:44px 'Archivo Black';letter-spacing:-.06em}.feature-date{font-size:11px;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;font-weight:900;opacity:.75}.featured-card h3{font-size:clamp(30px,3vw,46px);line-height:.94;letter-spacing:-.045em;margin-bottom:16px}.featured-card>p:not(.feature-date){font-size:16px;line-height:1.5}.featured-card a{margin-top:auto;font-weight:900;text-underline-offset:4px}
.episodes-section{background:white}.catalog-layout{display:grid;grid-template-columns:.75fr 1.25fr;gap:28px}.catalog-copy{border:2px solid var(--ink);border-radius:var(--radius);background:var(--lime);padding:clamp(28px,4vw,46px)}.giant-number{font:clamp(100px,13vw,190px) 'Archivo Black';line-height:.75;letter-spacing:-.08em}.catalog-copy h3{font-size:clamp(30px,3.6vw,52px);line-height:.96;letter-spacing:-.045em;margin:30px 0 18px}.catalog-copy>p{font-size:17px;line-height:1.55}.catalog-tags{display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:7px;margin-top:26px}.catalog-tags span{border:1.5px solid var(--ink);border-radius:999px;padding:7px 10px;font-size:11px;font-weight:900;background:rgba(255,255,255,.4)}.spotify-shell{padding:12px;background:var(--ink);border-radius:var(--radius);box-shadow:10px 12px 0 rgba(10,10,10,.12)}
.platform-row{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(3,1fr);gap:12px;margin-top:22px}.platform{border:1.5px solid var(--line);border-radius:18px;padding:18px;display:grid;grid-template-columns:auto 1fr auto;align-items:center;gap:13px;text-decoration:none}.platform:hover{border-color:var(--ink);transform:translateY(-2px)}.platform-icon{display:grid;place-items:center;width:40px;height:40px;border-radius:50%;background:var(--ink);color:white;font-weight:900}.platform div{display:flex;flex-direction:column}.platform small{color:var(--muted);font-size:10px;text-transform:uppercase;font-weight:900}.platform strong{font-size:16px}
.format-section{background:var(--cyan);display:grid;grid-template-columns:.75fr 1.25fr;gap:7vw}.format-title h2{font-size:clamp(52px,7vw,98px)}.format-steps{border-top:3px solid var(--ink)}.format-steps article{display:grid;grid-template-columns:70px 1fr 1.3fr;gap:18px;border-bottom:2px solid var(--ink);padding:28px 0;align-items:start}.format-steps b{font:20px 'Archivo Black';color:var(--hot)}.format-steps h3{font-size:28px;line-height:1;margin:0}.format-steps p{margin:0;font-size:16px;line-height:1.5}
.reviews-section{background:var(--ink);color:white}.reviews-heading{max-width:980px}.review-grid{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(3,1fr);gap:18px;margin-top:40px}.review{margin:0;border:2px solid white;border-radius:var(--radius);padding:28px;min-height:280px;display:flex;flex-direction:column}.review:nth-child(2){background:var(--pink);color:var(--ink);transform:translateY(20px)}.review:nth-child(3){background:var(--lime);color:var(--ink)}.stars{letter-spacing:.12em;font-size:20px;color:var(--hot)}.review p{font:clamp(25px,2.6vw,38px)/1.08 'Archivo Black';letter-spacing:-.035em}.review footer{margin-top:auto;font-size:12px;font-weight:800;opacity:.7}
.about-section{background:var(--pink);display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr;gap:6vw;align-items:center}.about-copy>p:not(.eyebrow){font-size:20px;line-height:1.55;max-width:700px}.warning{display:inline-block;margin-top:18px;background:var(--paper);border:2px solid var(--ink);border-radius:10px;padding:10px 13px;font-weight:900}.asterisk{display:block;margin-top:8px;opacity:.65}.quote-poster{min-height:500px;background:var(--paper);border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:14px 16px 0 var(--ink);padding:clamp(30px,5vw,64px);display:flex;flex-direction:column;justify-content:center;transform:rotate(2deg)}.quote-small{font-size:11px;letter-spacing:.18em;font-weight:900}.quote-poster strong{font:clamp(45px,5.8vw,82px)/.9 'Archivo Black';letter-spacing:-.065em;margin:28px 0;color:var(--hot)}.quote-signoff{font:20px 'Permanent Marker';align-self:flex-end;transform:rotate(-4deg)}
.message-section{background:var(--paper);display:grid;grid-template-columns:.8fr 1.2fr;gap:7vw}.message-copy h2{font-size:clamp(60px,8vw,120px);color:var(--hot)}.message-copy>p:not(.eyebrow){font-size:19px;line-height:1.55;color:var(--muted)}.direct-links{display:grid;gap:10px;margin-top:32px}.direct-links a{display:flex;flex-direction:column;border-top:1.5px solid var(--ink);padding:14px 0;text-decoration:none}.direct-links small{text-transform:uppercase;font-size:10px;font-weight:900;color:var(--muted)}.direct-links strong{font-size:18px;margin-top:4px}.message-form{background:var(--ink);color:white;border-radius:var(--radius);padding:clamp(28px,4vw,48px);box-shadow:11px 12px 0 var(--hot)}.form-header{display:flex;justify-content:space-between;border-bottom:1px solid #444;padding-bottom:18px;margin-bottom:24px;font:12px 'Archivo Black';letter-spacing:.1em}.form-header b{color:var(--hot)}.message-form label{display:grid;gap:7px;margin-bottom:17px;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.05em}input,select,textarea{width:100%;border:1.5px solid #555;border-radius:11px;background:#161616;color:white;padding:15px 16px;font:16px 'DM Sans';outline:none}input::placeholder,textarea::placeholder{color:#777}input:focus,select:focus,textarea:focus{border-color:var(--hot);box-shadow:0 0 0 3px rgba(255,75,33,.2)}textarea{resize:vertical;min-height:165px}.message-form .button-primary{background:var(--hot);border-color:var(--hot);width:100%}.message-form .button-primary:hover{box-shadow:5px 6px 0 white}.form-note{text-align:center;color:#999;font-size:11px;margin-bottom:0}
.site-footer{padding:50px clamp(20px,5vw,76px);display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr auto;gap:14px;align-items:end;background:white;border-top:1px solid var(--line)}.footer-logo{font:clamp(34px,5vw,62px) 'Archivo Black';letter-spacing:-.055em}.footer-logo span{color:var(--hot)}.footer-lockup p{margin:0;color:var(--muted)}.footer-links{display:flex;gap:20px;grid-column:2;grid-row:1}.footer-links a{font-weight:900}.site-footer small{grid-column:2;color:var(--muted)}
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@media(max-width:590px){.site-header{padding:11px 15px}.brand-copy small{display:none}.hero{padding-inline:18px;min-height:auto}h1{font-size:72px}.hero-lede{font-size:18px}.quick-proof div{width:45%;margin-right:0}.show-art{min-height:390px}.art-paper{width:82vw;box-shadow:10px 11px 0 var(--ink)}.host .head{width:82px;height:104px}.host-austin{left:5px;top:35px}.host-austin small{font-size:10px}.host-julian{right:5px;bottom:37px}.hair{width:65px;height:27px}.glasses{font-size:20px}.stache{font-size:36px}.cap{width:78px;font-size:7px}.beard{font-size:46px}.art-title{font-size:52px}.art-title i{font-size:19px}.sticker{font-size:10px;padding:9px}.sticker-three{width:58px;height:58px}.section{padding:66px 18px}.section h2{font-size:46px}.giant-number{font-size:120px}.spotify-shell iframe{height:510px}.format-steps article{grid-template-columns:42px 1fr}.review p{font-size:27px}.message-copy h2{font-size:64px}.footer-links{flex-wrap:wrap}}
@media(prefers-reduced-motion:reduce){html{scroll-behavior:auto}.ticker div{animation:none}.button{transition:none}}